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Nu m-am putut abtine sa nu pun aici acest “cantecel”.

In padurea cu alune, Aveau casa trei pitici. Vine pupaza si spune: Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica îsi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsulând filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice înspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice înspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista. Pupaza a fost ucisa cu bestialitate de cei trei pitici.

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(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ”Peace unto you” I say ”Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy”

Cica erau un pui de iepure si unul de sarpe, amandoi orbi si orfani.La un moment dat, mergand prin padure iepurasul se impiedica de sarpe. -Scuza-ma!zice iepurasul, dar sunt orb si orfan, te-am calcat din greseala! -Ce coincidenta, zice sarpele, si eu la fel si nici nu stiu cum arat! La care iepurasul zice sa se pipaie ca sa vada fiecare ce e. Primul, sarpele: -Ai urechile mari, blana moale si codita mica, trebuie sa fii iepure! Iepurele: -Esti lung, rece, ai limba despicata, n-ai coloana vertebrala si nici coaie, trebuie sa fii UNGUR!!

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer